The Cockney Collection
Walton's always been a favourite getaway for Londoners, and with one of the finest pie and mash shops right here on our doorstep, it seems only natural for us to get involved in the first ever 'National Pie 'n' Mash Week' (11th-17th March 2024).
This sits bang in the middle of the Modern Cockney Festival - which runs from 1st-31st March! Come feast your mince pies on our goodies - fit for a Pearly King (or Queen)!
Classy Cockney Clobber - dicky dirts and tote bags
Made to order - our T-shirts can take up to 7 days to despatch. If you need yours by a specific date, let us know at the time of ordering and we'll do our best!
National Pie 'n' Mash Week 2024 T-shirt
£15.00 - 3 colours
Pie 'n' Mash - Walton-on-the-Naze T-shirt
£15.00 - 3 colours
Pie 'n' Mash Lover T-shirt
£15.00 - 3 colours
Pie 'n' Mash - it's gotta be... T-shirt
£15.00 - 3 colours
Jellied Eels T-shirt
£15.00
Pearly King T-shirt
£15.00 - 2 designs
Pearly Queen T-shirt
£15.00 - 2 designs
Double Double T-shirt
£15.00
Food of the Gods T-shirt
£15.00
Pearly Suit T-shirt
£15.00
Beale's Eels E20 inspired T-shirt
£15.00 - 2 colours
Pie 'n' Mash - Walton-on-the-Naze tote bag
£8.00 - 2 colours
Pie 'n' Mash Lover tote bag
£8.00 - 2 colours
Pie 'n' Mash - it's gotta be... tote bag
£8.00 - 2 colours
Jellied Eels tote bag
£8.00
Tubby Isaacs tote bag
£8.00
Corking Cockney Mugs
Our 11oz (or 325ml) mugs are perfect for all occasions!
All Cockney gifts under Lady Godiva (£5 or less)
Badges | Bottle Openers | Coasters | Fridge Magnets | Keyrings | Pocket Mirrors
Badges
National Pie 'n' Mash Week badges
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Pie 'n' Mash - Walton-on-the-Naze badges
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Pie 'n' Mash Lover badges
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Pie 'n' Mash - It's gotta be... badges
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Jellied Eels badges
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Eels Up Inside Ya - Mighty Boosh-inspired badges
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Pearly King badges
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Pearly Queen badges
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Double Double badges
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Food of the Gods badges
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Beale's Eels badges
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Beale's Plaice badges
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Bottle Openers
Coasters (round or square)
Double Double coaster
£4.00
Food of the Gods coaster
£4.00
Beale's Eels coaster
£4.00
Beale's Plaice coaster
£4.00
Fridge Magnets
Keyrings
Double Double keyring
£2.50
Food of the Gods keyring
£2.50
Beale's Eels keyring
£2.50
Beale's Plaice keyring
£2.50
Pocket / Handbag Mirrors
Gifts worthy of any knees-up
Looking to up your gift giving game this year? Well, look no further than our Cockney-themed goodies! We've got wedding favors, gifts for Mum and Dad and more... online shortly!
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If you are looking for products outside of our standard range, please get in touch and we'll see what we can do!
Oh My Naze!
Totally unique souvenirs and collectables from
Walton-on-the-Naze... and beyond!
Totally unique souvenirs and collectables from
Walton-on-the-Naze... and beyond!